theyre so canon its disgusting that theyre not canon: a novel
Straight: My cake is chocolate.
Gay: My cake is vanilla.
Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
Asexual : I don't enjoy cake